Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
i tried to take a picture damnit
annnnnd you are fucking adorableAWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y
It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
iggy azalea filming a new music video
But who’s the chick lying on top of her?
Yall dead in these street B!
i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i love this
i cant even stop watching this
i dont get why most products for men are like “RRRRRRRAGH ITS THE SAME THING AS THE WOMANS PRODUCT EXCEPT WOMEN ARE PATHETIC AND THIS IS FOR MEN RRRHHHH BUY YOUR MAN YOGURT TODAY”
b…b…buy your…. man yogurt…. buy your…. man yogurt…. man yogurt…..RRRG ARE YOU NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO SWALLOW LOADS OF MAN YOGURT????¿
SWALLOW IT. SWALLOW ALL OF THE MAN YOGURT NOW
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?